Me: Grandma, why are you buying lightbulbs? You have boxes and boxes in the hall closet.
Grandma: Because if there ever comes a day when the government passes a law saying you have to use those screwy new lightbulbs, I'll have enough lightbulbs to last me, a while at least.
Me: If you start making tin foil hats and stockpiling guns, I'm leaving.
hehehehehehehehehe. oh man. screwy new lightbulbs. i hear they can read your thoughts.
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